i wonder--if a person lay down on the ground--and a number of others persons stood around him, and pissed on him--would that count as a baptism ?
stan livedeath
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Can You Only Be Baptised At An Assembly These Days?
by snugglebunny injust wondering..my step-grandfather, (he eventually persuaded my widowed jw grand-mother to marry him and he was already well into his 80's but had lusted after her for some time, she being an incredibly bonny woman)..i digress..he eventually converted to the jw religion, but because of health issues was baptised at home in the bath..
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Speaking with Demons
by BereanThinker7 inhaving learned more actual christian beliefs since awaking from the org, looking back we had such strange and unhealthy obsession with demons compared to any other denomination that i know of.
i recently remembered this article from when i was a kid.
https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/101986604?q=talk+to+the+demons&p=par#h=23.
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stan livedeath
from my experience--i think the jw generation born in the 1920's and 30's were obsessed with stories of demons. Even my late father was hooked into it--and would repeat any demonic bullshit story told to him by some crackpot. yet he was otherwise a very sane and intelligent man.
i was terrified by the thought of demons as a child--only getting over it as my teen years progressed. then--in my late 20's i overheard my crazy mother in law telling it all over again to my young kids. i hit the roof and really told her what i thought of it all.
but i think the current young generations know its all just nonsense. in the civilised world anyway.
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Control of Microphones?
by Peeringin inhello all, first post so a whistle stop of who i am first!.
’unbelieving husband’ here married to pimi wife living in uk.
anyway on with the post.... i attend the kh this weekend with pimi wife, i’ve been a handful of times before.
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stan livedeath
Hello Peeringin..welcome to the site. Im also in the UK..but have been out of that crazy cult for 40 years.
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Did You Have a "New Light" confidante you could talk to about changes while in?
by Wasanelder Once ini had a friend and we always speculated on "new light" before it came out.
i was an elder then and he was housebound, but a non-judgemental person.
we had long discussed the growing number of anointed (in the 90's) and speculated how they would "new light" it away.
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stan livedeath
I wonder what the percentage of PIMO really is.?
Any suggestions?
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USA growth -not
by loneranger in"be bold" circuit assembly in conyers, ga (usa) today.. average attendance was 1220...5 baptized....mid aged or olders ones, no kids.
must be near the end...the "speeding up" is slowing down?
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stan livedeath
Its called negative growth
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What’s So Good About Not Being A Jehovah’s Witness At This Point In Your Life?
by minimus infor me it’s freedom!
you are not bound by an organization’s man made rules and whims.
you don’t have to account to mere men for approval.
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stan livedeath
i wish i could get my family out.
the problem--as i see it--is the fear and loss through shunning is what binds them together.
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If we could travel at light speed, would travel be 'instantaneous' for us??
by Bad_Wolf inthis might be confusing to think about.
we know that as you approach the speed of light, time slows down, if you were in a spaceship, time goes by quicker on earth.
we also know that distances between planets and such are measured at 'light years'.
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stan livedeath
probably meet yourself coming back
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What’s So Good About Not Being A Jehovah’s Witness At This Point In Your Life?
by minimus infor me it’s freedom!
you are not bound by an organization’s man made rules and whims.
you don’t have to account to mere men for approval.
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stan livedeath
and the not-so-good?
being shunned by my daughter and youngest son. so thats several grandchildren ive never met. dont even know some of their names.
but on the positive side thats a small fortune i save at christmas.
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What's Tony up to today?
by FatFreek 2005 inmaking a jw dot org tv presentation?
making a liquor run for his cronies?
in hiding?
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stan livedeath
wouldnt it be funny if he was removed from the GB--then turned apostate and rocked up on here ?
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Pale.Emperor Summons Some Demons
by pale.emperor inremember when we were jws and all loved to hear demon stories?
and then there was always that paranoid person that would shut us up "in case they're listening"?
and the resident crazy every congregation seems to have that claims to have been possessed at some point?.
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stan livedeath
a friend of mine--another xjw--says she is a witch--and takes it all very seriously. well--i dunno about any of that stuff--but she was terrific in the sack.